My last day would be spent with my family and friends I would wake up tell my mom to call my school and tell them it’s my last days of living first I would spend the day with my family I would want to have a big family dinner just me my brother my mom and my sisters an my dad ill want it to be like old times
just us we would be a family again that’s how I would want it to be we would go out to eat like we use to an eat out ,and I would be want to get 50 dollars from my dad then I would want to go see all my ex
girls friends to talk to them an tell them I’m sorry for the actions I’ve made.lol the last thing I would like to do is go hang with my best friends first we would go hang with Dominique an Bert we are going to go have funny go somewhere that we know we can have fun like my old neighborhood on Marlowe an joy road where I use to live in Detroit go see my home boys an my home girls visited my uncle go
down stair play poker with him sit have fun the take a look at my dogs all 12 pit bulls an then I would bring 2 of my dogs back to berts house with Dominique an Bert we would through a party like the one we did before just me him Dominique another friends that was there I would want a lot of girls there because since if it was my last day I would spend it would a female play 360 an just have fun for a bit play twister and we would just have so much fun I would have a lot of chicken there because I love chicken I would have red pop because that’s something I want to drink before I die.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
FUNNY RIDDLES
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. "This barrel of wine is more than half full," said Curly. "No it's not," says Mo. "It's less than half full." Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?
Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
What types of words are these: Madam, civic, eye, level.
What ends everything always?
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. "This barrel of wine is more than half full," said Curly. "No it's not," says Mo. "It's less than half full." Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?
Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
What types of words are these: Madam, civic, eye, level.
What ends everything always?
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?
Friday, October 16, 2009
In 10 years what would
I find myself doing? In ten years I will be in college finished with my tech designing degree going back for my realastate degree because I would be in doing tech designer cars an electronics and be an house owner an own companies an least them to people, I would work at my dad’s shop that he is getting ready to open .it’s going to be called big dame’s custom in Texas. and yes! I will be going to school out there I’m going to be driving an impala 71 all jet black with easy-e playing with a picture of eazye on my trunk I would be making up to 35 to 45 thousand a year I would stay in a nice apartment down in Houston somewhere just until I get out of school would buy my dad’s companies of him then I would move to Arizonian an then I would open up more car shops with my degree for realastating then I would least myself an big house then I would own companies an sit back and collect money and then I would make about 90 to an 100 thousand a year then my money will just keep rising I would be a middle class going toward upper class guy I would have the life I would be single until I’m 34, but I when I be 27 my life would be different I would move to Hollywood an live there I would sell my car companies to for a lot of money then I would be really wealthy and I will just live off other thing like people renting and buying houses from me for low prices an as I’m living I would only be 28 or 29 doing this at the age In my spare time I could hang out with m y best friend Dominique, go to the club that one thing I always wanted to do that since Ill be old enough to go it will be sweet then I would go over my big brother berto’s house or have him come to my house basically my life would be so much fun in 10 yrs because I won’t have to worried about anything else but myself then when I get the time I’ll get married when I’m bored of being
I find myself doing? In ten years I will be in college finished with my tech designing degree going back for my realastate degree because I would be in doing tech designer cars an electronics and be an house owner an own companies an least them to people, I would work at my dad’s shop that he is getting ready to open .it’s going to be called big dame’s custom in Texas. and yes! I will be going to school out there I’m going to be driving an impala 71 all jet black with easy-e playing with a picture of eazye on my trunk I would be making up to 35 to 45 thousand a year I would stay in a nice apartment down in Houston somewhere just until I get out of school would buy my dad’s companies of him then I would move to Arizonian an then I would open up more car shops with my degree for realastating then I would least myself an big house then I would own companies an sit back and collect money and then I would make about 90 to an 100 thousand a year then my money will just keep rising I would be a middle class going toward upper class guy I would have the life I would be single until I’m 34, but I when I be 27 my life would be different I would move to Hollywood an live there I would sell my car companies to for a lot of money then I would be really wealthy and I will just live off other thing like people renting and buying houses from me for low prices an as I’m living I would only be 28 or 29 doing this at the age In my spare time I could hang out with m y best friend Dominique, go to the club that one thing I always wanted to do that since Ill be old enough to go it will be sweet then I would go over my big brother berto’s house or have him come to my house basically my life would be so much fun in 10 yrs because I won’t have to worried about anything else but myself then when I get the time I’ll get married when I’m bored of being
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